Hint: The art of making you question your own sanity, usually practiced by those in power.

Hint: A tiny bird that can cause a global diplomatic incident with just 280 characters.

Hint: Someone paid to pretend they like things you don't need, often while poorly lit.

Hint: When politicians agree on absolutely nothing, except perhaps lunch breaks.

Hint: The truth, but with a better plot twist and a more favorable protagonist.

Hint: The internet's favorite emotion, often pre-packaged and delivered on demand.

Hint: Where everyone goes to yell, but nobody goes to listen.

Hint: A professional obstacle course designer, specializing in paperwork.